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Title: Meet Bachelor Number Three
His interests include: sniffing cocaine, chewing tobacco, guns, nature walks and speaking in languages that he thinks other people don't understand. He's looking for a bachelorette who is pretty, has her own hunting and fishing gear, keeps her mouth shut most of the time, and is skilled in the fabric arts (sewing, knitting, macramé, etc.)
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